"You are a broom. Question: if you take a broom and replace the handle, and then later replace the brush - and you do it over and over again - is it still the same broom? Answer: no, of course it isn’t. But you can still sweep the floor.”



Riding Envy last night, 7/29.

Love this mare!

12 year old 16.2 hand TB mare


intermediare:

Outcomes of me giving a leg up:

  • I will lift you high enough to mount a miniature pony
  • you will be launched to the international space station

Me during a jump course
  • me:okay, I got this. Focus. We can do this.
  • Me:wait, what's my first jump?
  • Me:why are my reins so short?
  • Me:why are my reins so long?
  • Me:horsey, help me I forgot the course
  • Me:oh wait, never mind
  • Me:what are my legs doing?
  • Me:is my trainer even here?
  • Me:oh look I'm not dead
  • Me:wait, I'm on a horse?!??!
  • Horse:fucking humans.

consulting-cannibal:

cupcakeforger:

consulting-cannibal:

WAIT

IF THEY KNEW CAS WAS INFAMOUS FOR BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND FUCKING STUFF UP FOR THE ANGELS AND PICKING HUMANITY

WHY WOULD THEY SEND HIM IN AFTER DEAN IN HELL I MEAN HONESTLY???

“OH YEAH LET’S JUST SEND THE DUDE IN THAT REBELS EVERY TIME LET’S DO IT GUYS”

????

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OR MAYBE HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO AND WHEN HE ANNOUNCED HE SAVED DEAN EVERYONE WAS LIKE

“OH DAMMIT NOT THIS AGAIN”

DOES THAT MEAN CAS IS THE SPN VERSION OF MOON MOON? 

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mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny


sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity