but you can keep the hearts
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever
SOCIAL MEDIA NEEDS TO STAY BECAUSE DANGEROUS AND IDIOTIC PEOPLE ARE GETTING CAUGHT AND PROSECUTED
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea
it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea
tea means dinner
we mean we are having dinner
ARE YOU SRS
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
remember back when we were kids and whenever we were bored or something adults were always like ‘use ur imagination’
and now we’re grown up and doin stuff like fanfiction and also critical thinking about our shitty society and they’re like ‘NO THAT ISN’T WHAT WE MEANT’
Some of the best text posts in my opinion
I love these